Post by Kevin on Mar 9, 2009 13:29:59 GMT -5
You know your connection, has made you unconnected...when
Your you tube video has 2000 hits, though you never sent photos of your newborn child to friends or immediate family.
You have over 700 friends on Linked in, but cannot remember your wife`s cousins name or remember the last time you had dinner with her family.
You did not get the sale because the client actually wanted to meet in person, you can`t understand why your digital sample did not suffice.
Hey, It`s your birthday and you can`t believe that your 1250 friends on facebook forgot about you.
Amazing there are 700 people following you on Twitter, hopefully they will buy from you soon or you`ll have to delete them.
Your husband spends more time online making friends, than time he spends with you.
Dog needs a walk, lets see google search: dog walking service.
Lost my wife to a Myspace perp with the call sign: Internetdaddy
My daughter has more friends on Myspace than me, who are those people and how can she have more Friends online than me?
Live networking meeting! Yuck, I actually have to get dressed and leave the house. Can`t they just email me the meeting or make it a live feed.
You were twittering in church today, had to leave early because you received a email and could not reply properly from your Iphone.
You have 900 friends on facebook, who are those neighbors that live next door and across the street from you.
Your kids have a upcoming play at school, you video it, you tube it, and never really watch it. Your so excited to get back home for the upload, you forgot to tell your kids good job for their hard work.
Your sister emails you photos of her children, because this is the only way you`ll ever see them.
Your very happy that your wife, children and you are all connected online, so you can be together.
They call you queen of myspace, well over 3000 friends, not one of them has ever invited you to a birthday party though.
Actually going to church is for oldtimers, I get my church online via email
Driving home from work you passed a homeless man on the side of the road with a sign that said please help. No time for that today, and he might do something bad to me. I`ll just donate to a homeless shelter online when I get home.
Ring, Ring! Who could be calling me! Don`t they know my email!
I have customers all over the World that I have sold to online, never will I shake their hand and say Thank You.
Time to spend hours finding old classmates on friendfinder, that you will never talk to, ever.
Your wife is divorcing you. You can`t believe she wants the rights to the Youtube videos that have 6000 hits.
Who needs real friends, craigslists has all the friends you need, they never ask you to help them move either.
When a power outage occurs, you head to the closest Tim Hortons with wi-fi and the needed electricity to generate your life.
Most people have two lives, one online and one in person. Make sure you know which one ends first. Your online life may continue in backlinks for hundreds of years. The one life that counts is right in front of you with your family, friends and neighbor's.
There are no backlinks when it comes to real life. The only backlinks are mistakes and lessons that you have made that are not correctable, and not forgettable.
KMC
Your you tube video has 2000 hits, though you never sent photos of your newborn child to friends or immediate family.
You have over 700 friends on Linked in, but cannot remember your wife`s cousins name or remember the last time you had dinner with her family.
You did not get the sale because the client actually wanted to meet in person, you can`t understand why your digital sample did not suffice.
Hey, It`s your birthday and you can`t believe that your 1250 friends on facebook forgot about you.
Amazing there are 700 people following you on Twitter, hopefully they will buy from you soon or you`ll have to delete them.
Your husband spends more time online making friends, than time he spends with you.
Dog needs a walk, lets see google search: dog walking service.
Lost my wife to a Myspace perp with the call sign: Internetdaddy
My daughter has more friends on Myspace than me, who are those people and how can she have more Friends online than me?
Live networking meeting! Yuck, I actually have to get dressed and leave the house. Can`t they just email me the meeting or make it a live feed.
You were twittering in church today, had to leave early because you received a email and could not reply properly from your Iphone.
You have 900 friends on facebook, who are those neighbors that live next door and across the street from you.
Your kids have a upcoming play at school, you video it, you tube it, and never really watch it. Your so excited to get back home for the upload, you forgot to tell your kids good job for their hard work.
Your sister emails you photos of her children, because this is the only way you`ll ever see them.
Your very happy that your wife, children and you are all connected online, so you can be together.
They call you queen of myspace, well over 3000 friends, not one of them has ever invited you to a birthday party though.
Actually going to church is for oldtimers, I get my church online via email
Driving home from work you passed a homeless man on the side of the road with a sign that said please help. No time for that today, and he might do something bad to me. I`ll just donate to a homeless shelter online when I get home.
Ring, Ring! Who could be calling me! Don`t they know my email!
I have customers all over the World that I have sold to online, never will I shake their hand and say Thank You.
Time to spend hours finding old classmates on friendfinder, that you will never talk to, ever.
Your wife is divorcing you. You can`t believe she wants the rights to the Youtube videos that have 6000 hits.
Who needs real friends, craigslists has all the friends you need, they never ask you to help them move either.
When a power outage occurs, you head to the closest Tim Hortons with wi-fi and the needed electricity to generate your life.
Most people have two lives, one online and one in person. Make sure you know which one ends first. Your online life may continue in backlinks for hundreds of years. The one life that counts is right in front of you with your family, friends and neighbor's.
There are no backlinks when it comes to real life. The only backlinks are mistakes and lessons that you have made that are not correctable, and not forgettable.
KMC
