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Post by lindapastor on Feb 27, 2008 5:45:39 GMT -5
*Did You Ever Wonder?
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Blessings, Linda *http://positive1000.blogspot.com/
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Post by lynwyn on Feb 28, 2008 20:08:24 GMT -5
Good one, Linda: Here's my extra penny; "Drive thy business or it will drive thee" (maybe crazy) Benjamin Franklin Marilyn Wynne's Real Estate & Note Service
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Post by LeannaBronni on Feb 28, 2008 21:42:06 GMT -5
We need to have a collection box for the extra pennies - they can go right to the firehouse!
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Post by lindapastor on Feb 29, 2008 6:51:53 GMT -5
Hey Marilyn, we've missed you. I hope you have been busy. Blessings, Linda Energy and persistence conquer all things. --Benjamin Franklin
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Post by sarahandrews on Feb 29, 2008 9:23:53 GMT -5
We need to have a collection box for the extra pennies - they can go right to the firehouse! Aren't you just the witty one!
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Post by chefbrian on Feb 29, 2008 10:44:06 GMT -5
Greetings everyone!
I have to add one that I have been pondering for a while now.
When we had the mad cow scare the government was able to track down the cow to her stall in Iowa. And they found her two calves a few stalls away.
The government can't find twenty million illegal aliens? Maybe we should give them each a cow!
The same government that can't find twenty million illegal aliens claims that we can change the heavens and earth to stop climate change?
My two cents!
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Post by sarahandrews on Feb 29, 2008 11:45:39 GMT -5
Good point Chef! That is pretty funny about the cows and the illegal immigrants. And about the climate change (not to start anything), a friend of mine in the science field says it's documented that the weather patterns everybody's freaking out about, are cyclical, and have happened in the past.
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Post by lindapastor on Feb 29, 2008 11:56:47 GMT -5
I know there is a big shot out there right now making big bucks from a book published frightening people about those cyclic climate changes. How quickly we forget history.
Blessings, Linda
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Post by mtremper on Feb 29, 2008 17:43:09 GMT -5
I sure could go for some global warming right now! Although, since you all are talking about cows...hasn't it been proven that cows put out more C02 into the atmosphere than all of the humans on the earth? Maybe we should be giving the cows all our compact flourescent bulbs and hybrid vehicles! Interesting thought. (Ok Sarah, see what you started)
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Post by sarahandrews on Feb 29, 2008 17:58:32 GMT -5
Mark, Mark, Mark, that's why I said I didn't want to start anything!!! Some people just can't help but fan the flames, huh?
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